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Seinfeld

Seinfeld Season 9

1997·24 episodes· 7.9

A stand-up comedian and his three offbeat friends weather the pitfalls and payoffs of life in New York City in the '90s. It's a show about nothing.

Episodes

  1. Episode 1 · 22m · 25 Sept 1997The Butter ShaveKramer uses butter for shaving--and more; George's cane is an advantage at his new job; Jerry feels used by his comedy nemesis, Bania; Elaine breaks up with her boyfriend before their flight back from Europe.
  2. Episode 2 · 22m · 2 Oct 1997The VoiceKramer hires an assistant; George's boss tries to force him out; Elaine bets Jerry she won't get back with her latest ex.
  3. Episode 3 · 22m · 9 Oct 1997The Serenity NowGeorge goes to work for his father; Jerry's girlfriend wants to see his emotions; Kramer adopts a suburban feel at home; Elaine prompts two Jewish men to renounce their faith.
  4. Episode 4 · 22m · 16 Oct 1997The BloodKramer stores his own blood to avoid a blood-bank fee; George tries to combine his two passions, sex and food; Elaine's plan to show responsibility backfires; Jerry trains with fitness guru Izzy Mendelbaum.
  5. Episode 5 · 23m · 30 Oct 1997The Junk MailKramer battles junk mail; George thinks his parents are trying to avoid him; Jerry acquires a van; and Elaine gets a new man, whose past comes back to haunt her.
  6. Episode 6 · 22m · 6 Nov 1997The Merv Griffin ShowKramer turns his apartment into a talk-show set; Jerry's girlfriend won't let him play with her toys; George's clash with pigeons leads to problems with a squirrel; a new employee's silent movement rattles Elaine.
  7. Episode 7 · 23m · 13 Nov 1997The SlicerGeorge has a past with his new boss; Jerry's "revenge date" backfires; Kramer's deli slicer solves Elaine's problem with a neighbor.
  8. Episode 8 · 23m · 20 Nov 1997The BetrayalFlashbacks trace the evolution of Jerry, George and Elaine's disastrous trip to a wedding in India, and Kramer's desperate need to barter for a birthday wish.
  9. Episode 9 · 22m · 11 Dec 1997The ApologyJerry's girlfriend is naked too often; Elaine's lifestyle offends a co-worker; Kramer seeks to shorten his showers; George has a disagreement with a new AA member.
  10. Episode 10 · 22m · 18 Dec 1997The StrikeKramer returns to work after his 12-year strike is settled; Jerry dates a woman whose appearance fluctuates; George gives holiday gifts in his co-workers' names to a fraudulent charity.
  11. Episode 11 · 22m · 8 Jan 1998The DealershipAt a car dealership, Kramer takes a test drive, while Jerry's deal is threatened by a fight between Elaine and Puddy.
  12. Episode 12 · 22m · 15 Jan 1998The Reverse PeepholeElaine gets into a hassle regarding fur; Jerry stops carrying a wallet, while George suffers from his overstuffed one; Kramer keeps Newman from being evicted.
  13. Episode 13 · 23m · 29 Jan 1998The CartoonAn actress turns Jerry's criticism into a one-woman show; Kramer stops talking after offending George; Elaine struggles to understand a cartoon in The New Yorker.
  14. Episode 14 · 23m · 5 Feb 1998The Strong BoxJerry keeps finding Kramer's hidden strongbox key. Elaine dates a mysterious man. George plans a breakup.
  15. Episode 15 · 23m · 26 Feb 1998The WizardJerry buys his father an electric organizer; Kramer retires and moves next door to Jerry's parents in Florida; Susan's parents catch George in a lie; Elaine can't tell if she's part of an interracial couple.
  16. Episode 16 · 22m · 19 Mar 1998The BurningKramer and Mickey play ill for med students; Elaine learns that Puddy's religious; George works out how and when to make a good exit; a tractor figures into the past of Jerry's girlfriend.
  17. Episode 17 · 22m · 9 Apr 1998The BookstoreA bookstore busts Uncle Leo for shoplifting and George for bathroom reading; a misdeed at a company party costs Elaine; Kramer and Newman get a rickshaw, and audition homeless people to pull it.
  18. Episode 18 · 22m · 23 Apr 1998The FroggerGeorge buys an arcade game to preserve his high score; fear of a serial killer adversely affects Jerry's social life; Elaine eats Peterman's slice of wedding cake from the nuptials of the Duke and Duchess of Windsor.
  19. Episode 19 · 22m · 30 Apr 1998The MaidElaine's area code is changed; a co-worker steals George's desired nickname; Jerry sleeps with his maid; Kramer endures a "long-distance relationship" when his girlfriend moves downtown.
  20. Episode 20 · 22m · 7 May 1998The Puerto Rican DayGridlocked by a parade, Jerry verbally spars with another driver; George goes to a movie; and Kramer looks for a bathroom. Elaine, meanwhile, searches for a crossing point with a group of strangers.
  21. Episode 21 · 22m · 14 May 1998The Chronicle (1)Jerry, Elaine, George & Kramer plan to go to a movie, but Jerry takes out a little time to look at nine years of memories.
  22. Episode 22 · 21m · 14 May 1998The Chronicle (2)More memories and bloopers.
  23. Episode 23 · 28m · 14 May 1998The Finale (1)The gang plans a trip to Paris to celebrate after NBC picks up Jerry and George's sitcom. But there's an in-flight emergency, stranding them in a small town.
  24. Episode 24 · 28m · 14 May 1998The Finale (2)Witnesses testify to the gang's (lack of) character as they go on trial for violating a "Good Samaritan Law."