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Seinfeld

Seinfeld Season 3

1991·23 episodes· 7.8

A stand-up comedian and his three offbeat friends weather the pitfalls and payoffs of life in New York City in the '90s. It's a show about nothing.

Episodes

  1. Episode 1 · 22m · 18 Sept 1991The NotePhysical therapy proves painful as Jerry has a misunderstanding with his therapist; and he finds a way for insurance to cover treatment for Elaine and a paranoid George.
  2. Episode 2 · 22m · 25 Sept 1991The TruthGeorge's relationship with a former IRS worker eases Jerry's tax worries--until she becomes George's former relationship; Kramer sees too much of Elaine while seeing her roommate.
  3. Episode 3 · 22m · 2 Oct 1991The PenElaine regrets accompanying Jerry on a visit to his parents, where local gossip includes how Jerry acquired a pen that writes upside down.
  4. Episode 4 · 22m · 9 Oct 1991The DogJerry's gig as a dog sitter provides some time alone to George and Elaine, who find they have little to say.
  5. Episode 5 · 22m · 16 Oct 1991The LibraryA library cop says Jerry is 20 years overdue with a steamy novel.
  6. Episode 6 · 22m · 30 Oct 1991The Parking GarageSaturday at the mall with the gang, none of whom bothered to note where the car was parked.
  7. Episode 7 · 22m · 6 Nov 1991The CafeWhile Jerry tries to help a cafe owner, Elaine tries to help George with an IQ test, and Kramer...well, nobody can help Kramer.
  8. Episode 8 · 22m · 13 Nov 1991The TapeGeorge is hot for a potential baldness remedy, and for Elaine after she plays a joke on Jerry.
  9. Episode 9 · 22m · 20 Nov 1991The Nose JobKramer is the catalyst for George to urge his otherwise wonderful girlfriend to get a nose job, while Jerry dates a beauty whose brain is a beaut.
  10. Episode 10 · 23m · 27 Nov 1991The StrandedJerry pays a high price for being stranded at a party by George, who pays the price for romance in the workplace but forgets to pay for something else.
  11. Episode 11 · 23m · 4 Dec 1991The Alternate SideJerry gets his car stolen; Kramer gets a line in a Woody Allen film; George gets a job; and Elaine gets tired of her boyfriend.
  12. Episode 12 · 22m · 11 Dec 1991The Red DotAn imperfection mars George's gift to Elaine; Jerry inadvertently helps an alcoholic go off the wagon.
  13. Episode 13 · 23m · 8 Jan 1992The SubwayA beauty picks up George; Jerry makes friends with a naked guy; Kramer is tipped off about a hot horse; Elaine gets stuck en route to a lesbian wedding.
  14. Episode 14 · 23m · 15 Jan 1992The Pez DispenserKramer's advice gives George "the upper hand" in his relationship with a pianist, whose recital is ruined by Elaine's outburst of laughter.
  15. Episode 15 · 23m · 29 Jan 1992The SuicideA psychic warns George to cancel his vacation; Jerry is hit on by his neighbor's girl after the neighbor's suicide attempt; Elaine fasts.
  16. Episode 16 · 23m · 5 Feb 1992The Fix-UpJerry and Elaine fix up George with Elaine's friend--then wait nervously.
  17. Episode 17 · 23m · 12 Feb 1992The Boyfriend (1)Jerry becomes friends with baseball's Keith Hernandez, who has a history with Kramer and would like a future with Elaine.
  18. Episode 18 · 23m · 12 Feb 1992The Boyfriend (2)Jerry and Elaine compete for the attention of baseball's Keith Hernandez, while Kramer and Newman investigate a spitting incident involving Hernandez.
  19. Episode 19 · 23m · 26 Feb 1992The LimoJerry and George take a limo meant for another, whose agenda includes more than just getting in from the airport.
  20. Episode 20 · 23m · 4 Mar 1992The Good SamaritanJerry witnesses an accident--and is attracted to the victim and the perpetrator.
  21. Episode 21 · 23m · 25 Mar 1992The LetterKramer sits for Jerry's artist girlfriend, but Jerry won't stand for her temperament, until she declares her feelings.
  22. Episode 22 · 23m · 22 Apr 1992The Parking SpaceGeorge argues with a stranger over a "dream" parking space in front of Jerry's apartment.
  23. Episode 23 · 24m · 6 May 1992The KeysKramer hits the road after a dispute over his use of his keys to Jerry's apartment.