SMILF

1 · A Box of Dunkies and Two Squirts of Maple Syrup

2 · 1,800 Filet-O-Fishes & One Small Diet Coke

3 · Half a Sheet Cake & a Blue-Raspberry Slushie

4 · Deep-Dish Pizza & a Shot of Holy Water

5 · Run, Bridgette, Run or Forty-Eight Burnt Cupcakes & Graveyard Rum

6 · Chocolate Pudding & a Cooler of Gatorade

7 · Family-Sized Popcorn & a Can of Wine

8 · Mark's Lunch & Two Cups of Coffee