Dear Julian

1 · Government Dicks and Retirement Scrilla

2 · Banging and Pokey

3 · Potatoes in a Bucket

4 · Playing the Stripper Game

5 · Avoiding the Slippery Slope of Shit

6 · Piss in the Milk

7 · We'll Take Care of It... For $500

8 · Awesome Greasy

9 · Cash Will Make You Happy

10 · Stop Your Fucking Whining

11 · Pace Yourself, Bud

12 · Go with the Hash

13 · How Not to Be a Fucking Loser

14 · When Life Gives You a Kick to the Cock

15 · Fuck the Government

16 · Bang Away

17 · Dick Genes

18 · Toughen the Fuck Up

19 · Get the Fuck Outta Bed

20 · Fill Up That Gut

21 · Get Banged, Get Drunk, Get High

22 · Move to Sunnyvale

23 · Advice from Two Hungover Dicks

24 · How to Not Piss Yourself

25 · Finding the Proper Liquor Level

26 · Banging Away a Broken Heart

27 · Merry Fucking Christmas

28 · Fuck It, It's Christmas