Two and a Half Men

1 · Pilot

2 · Big Flappy Bastards

3 · Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of Hell

4 · If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song, I'm Going to Take a Nap

5 · The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump

6 · Did You Check with the Captain of the Flying Monkeys?

7 · If They Do Go Either Way, They're Usually Fake

8 · Twenty-Five Little Pre-Pubers Without a Snoot-Ful

9 · Phase One, Complete

10 · Merry Thanksgiving

11 · Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor

12 · Camel Filters and Pheromones

13 · Sarah Like Puny Alan

14 · I Can't Afford Hyenas

15 · Round One to the Hot Crazy Chick

16 · That Was Saliva, Alan

17 · Ate the Hamburgers, Wearing the Hats

18 · An Old Flame With a New Wick

19 · I Remember the Coatroom, I Just Don't Remember You

20 · Hey, I Can Pee Outside in the Dark

21 · No Sniffing, No Wowing

22 · My Doctor Has a Cow Puppet

23 · Just Like Buffalo

24 · Can You Feel My Finger?