A Message From the CEO

1 · Tide CEO: You Gotta Stop Eating Tide Pods

2 · ABC CEO: “No More Racist Shows”

3 · Venmo CEO: We’re Fun!

4 · MoviePass CEO: PLEASE DON’T CANCEL

5 · Tumblr CEO: No More Porn

6 · JUUL CEO: No More Advertising to Kids

7 · GoFundMe CEO: We Could Use a Few Fun Ones

8 · Tide CEO: Soap Isn’t Medicine

9 · A Message from the Skype CEO

10 · Oreo CEO: Stop Making New Oreos

11 · Hardware Store CEO: We’re Rebranding (for Some Reason)