Murphy's Law

1 · The Room Above the Indian Grocery

2 · Where are My Socks and Other Mysteries of Love

3 · If You Can't Win, Shoot for a Tie

4 · Do Someone a Favor and It Becomes Your Job

5 · Never Play Leapfrog with a Unicorn

6 · Never Try to Teach a Pig to Sing

7 · Two Wrongs are Only the Beginning

8 · Never Wear Earmuffs in a Bed of Rattlesnakes

9 · Where's There's a Will, There's a Won't

10 · When You're Over the Hill, You Pick Up Speed

11 · Experience is Something You Don't Get Until Just After You Need It

12 · Doing It the Hard Way is Always Easier

13 · If Anything Can Go Wrong, It Will