Garchaster's Cornblade
A gricky star planet girl follows a casting call into the Earth oven so she can fulfill her dream of getting inside of a VHS tape... to burn and inhale herself. Donald Farmer weaves golden webs with the cryogenic cowboys while the star planet gets heavier with razzling trash carnivals. The Carpet Muckers twirling gorches but the Garbites are way too hungry for karaoke flavored peanut butter screams.
Crew and Cast
Kasper MeltedhairDirector · TarsiaLyndsie Jane EarleStone
Donald FarmerDonald Farmer
Brewce LongoRotirat · Racky · Corty · Dead Cult Member · Voice of GarbiteAndy Heck BoydGorgas Mordpan
Carrie PhillipsOzra
Matt MinterScary Fairy Ta
X MenzakDorcinite · Hydraulic Cheese · Date #762 · Date #489 · Date #813 · Date #912 Date #268 · Date #763
Dogfood WilliamsRasifer · Torgum · Dead Cult MemberMary FaustKrink Melrose · Klon Kranger
Michelle WanhalaKoringer · Grackle Hatches · Dead Cult Member
Nicholas DeGideoRet Halagas · Rivish · Dead Cult Member
Emily KaldenbaughQuicksanders · Unknown · Dead Cult Member
Eli ElliotGus Galantine · Orty · Korbite · Dead Cult Member
Brad UlreyMorphbag Ronald · Dezzy Zarndale
Logan LyonsDead Cult Member
Motor OilDonald Farmer The Mouse
Josh ChristensenDJ Giant MicrowaveIon BirchZantir
Del WorshimZurthaf
Tyler AntoineVornit Tradentor
Dylan Mars GreenbergRitzatNicole ElyseWarm Tapes
Myene YanuHaucious
Newt WallenRindy Dargina
NoopyFrozip
Michael DiFrancescoHoover Baspop · Voice of Garbite
Bernadette CuvaloScary Fairy Vot
Doug LussenhopRanfoamWarren ChanRoat
Storyline
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Info
- Status
- Released
- Released
- 16 August 2026
- Runtime
- 1h 49m
- Rating
- NR
Production
- Director
- Kasper Meltedhair
- Writers
- Kasper Meltedhair
Languages
- Original
- English